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I'm pretty lazy. I homeschool my 5 naughty kids, write stuff, do dishes, put away laundry, cook stuff and give unsolicited opinions. I stay young-looking by eating food with preservatives and not taking off my mascara before I go to bed.

July 22, 2011

Mother's Helpers

I have a confession: I am in love with my Mommy Interns, aka Mother’s Helpers. I have a few on call for when I am feeling frazzled as a mom. You know, those times when you can’t seem to get a dish done because of the laundry that piles up. Or when you can’t shave your legs because of all the hygienic upkeep your kids require (all those nails, hair and teeth!). A Mother’s Helper can take your kids to the park to swing and play ball, they color with your girls, play Legos with your boys and — perhaps best of all — change diapers! This 537-word piece will teach all a mom needs to know about the wonderful world of Mother’s Helpers, including how to find one, how much to pay one and what to have them do when they get to your home.
 The great thing about Mother’s Helpers is that they are getting to know you and your children in a low-pressure situation. Before you know it your Helpers will be full-fledged babysitters while you do something crazy like go out on that long-lost thing called a date.

 Please contact me at mommykerrie at yahoo dot com if you are interested in using or purchasing this piece.